This came in to the webmaster this weekend.........

Tilapia Tropical'
  
  Tilapia Fillets (a fish)
  Can of tropical fruit cocktail
  Thyme
  Soft margarine
  Non Stick Aluminum Foil
  
  Tear off pieces of non stick aluminum foil large enough to wrap each fillet
  Put several small pieces of soft margarine on each piece of the aluminum foil
  Put each fillet on the foil
  Sprinkle with thyme
  Spoon some of the tropical fruit cocktail on the fish
  Form the aluminum foil into a "tent", that is wrap the fish so that it is sealed
  Place on a low grill (hot camp fire coals) for 15 minutes
  
  Serve wearing a sarong, or grass skirt and a lei
  
  Flaming torches optional